Gary
Delightfully self absorbed and blissfully ignorant to his surroundings.

Gary's Penguin
Faithful pet. Doesn’t really like the cold. Does like Tacos and American Idol.

Scott
The kind of best friend that doesn’t admit how much smarter he is than you. Gary nods along and enjoys the company.

Lucy
Scott’s Girlfriend. By default she is friends with Gary because, luckily, he never feels like a 3rd Wheel. Not so lucky for Lucy.

Shannon
The more you find out about him, the more you’ll regret having inquired.